{"id":27868,"date":"2024-03-05T14:55:30","date_gmt":"2024-03-05T13:55:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/speakersacademy.com\/?p=152391"},"modified":"2026-06-02T13:40:37","modified_gmt":"2026-06-02T11:40:37","slug":"i-can-be-anything-you-want-me-to-be","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/speakers-academy.prod.level-level.nl\/nl\/i-can-be-anything-you-want-me-to-be\/","title":{"rendered":"\u2018I can be anything you want me to be\u2019"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

\u201cEen protocolofficier van de Duitse marine. De Chief Risk Officer van Barclays Bank. De commercieel manager van Borussia Dortmund. De CEO van Coca-Cola Duitsland. De HRM-manager van Air France-KLM. Of: de broer van Bill Gates. Ik kan een Duitser zijn, een Engelsman, een Amerikaan, een Belg, een Fransman, een Spanjaard, een Italiaan, een Zweed. Maar ook: een Duitser die Engels spreekt, een Fransman die Duits praat, een Amerikaan die Spaans praat. Wat u wilt.<\/p>\n\n\n

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Als fakespreker help ik om uw gasten te verrassen en hardop te laten lachen. \u2018Geniaal\u2019, \u2018fantastisch voor de sfeer\u2019 en \u2018ze praten er nog steeds over\u2019: dat zijn de meest gehoorde reacties.<\/p>\n

U kondigt mij aan als prestigieuze buitenlandse spreker. Ik begin in het Duits, Engels of Frans, en het publiek ziet het even somber in, zeker als ik ten tonele kom aan het einde van een lange congresdag. Maar dan volgt een hilarisch half uur cabaret, in Nederlands met een buitenlands accent, ondersteund door tientallen slides. De thema\u2019s sluiten perfect aan bij uw event. Het gaat over serieuze onderwerpen als de EU, de euro, klimaat, corona, personeelsgebrek. Met \u00e9\u00e9n voorwaarde: het moet grappig zijn. Het optreden is zo overtuigend en tegelijk zo humoristisch dat mensen na afloop soms nog denken: \u2018Dit was topamusement, maar is die man nou echt hoogleraar\/staatssecretaris\/bankdirecteur of hoorde dat bij de act?\u2019<\/p>\n

Of zoals iemand ooit naar aanleiding van een optreden als CEO van Deutsche Bank zei: \u201cU had geen bankdirecteur moeten worden, maar cabaretier.\u201d<\/p>\n

Of het nu gaat om een congres of seminar, klantendag, herendiner of personeelsbijeenkomst: een performance van Rijk is gegarandeerd gedenkwaardig. Voor internationale gezelschappen is er een volledig Engelstalig programma, getiteld \u2018The growing importance of intercultural business communication in a globalised environment\u2019.\u201d<\/p>\n

Beknopte biografie<\/h4>\n

Pieter de Rijk<\/a><\/span><\/strong> is 64 jaar. Na geschiedenis gestudeerd te hebben en korte tijd leraar te zijn geweest, won hij in februari 1993 de Publieksprijs van het Leids Cabaret Festival. Daarna toerde hij drie avondvullende programma\u2019s, die door de pers goed werden ontvangen. Vanaf 1999 treedt hij alleen nog op voor bedrijven en instellingen op congressen en seminars. Pieter de Rijk heeft zich geheel toegelegd op de fakespeech en is jaar na jaar een van de meest geboekte sprekers van ons land. Ook wordt hij regelmatig gevraagd voor een performance in het buitenland. Zo trad hij de laatste jaren onder andere op in Londen, Brussel, Hamburg, D\u00fcsseldorf, M\u00fcnchen, Wenen, Sevilla, G\u00f6teborg en Las Vegas.\u201d<\/p>\n

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Bron: ACADEMY Magazine 2024<\/a><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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